| Poor Hillary. |
[Apr. 16th, 2008|10:12 pm] |
She got asked a REALLY hard question on the debate tonight, and indeed, Senator Clinton had to admit, she didn't have an answer on hand. So I thought I'd help her out.
The question:
"Senator Clinton, you spoke of using former presidents to serve both as ambassadors and advisors-- what role do you imagine the current president taking?"
So I thought I'd provide some answers, which I have compiled with the help of ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) marco262. Not the EASY ones, you know, the ones where we tie him to a tree for all the little children to throw vegetables at him, or just send him to Iran with a name tag and a briefcase full of playboys and ham sandwiches, but the ones that, conceivably, you could really get away with using. And here they are:
10: Emergency Beer Disposal
9: Ambassador to the fraternities of American college-age males
8: America's collective aerobic coach
7: A modern Yogi Berra
6: The official whitehouse tour "greeter"
5: "King" of America, in the same way that britain has a Queen: someone with the illusion of importance for the tabloids to obsess over. (Hey, he looks the part.)
4: Presidential golf instructor
3: Whitehouse pinch hitter for those presidential ball games so it won't be obvious that either A) Obama throws like a girl or B) Hillary Doesn't.
2: The new center square on Hollywood Squares
And the number one use for ex-president George W Bush:
1: Official advisor for what NOT to do as President of the US of A |
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Wow, I didn't see the whole debate. You mean they actually asked Hillary a question, instead of just harassing Obama the WHOLE TIME?
I only caught the last half which is apparently where there was an actual debate happening. It looked like Hillary was on the offensive and Obama was kind of playing it close to the vest. Hearing about the first half-- I KNOW WHY.
I was going to quote one of those to giggle at, until I realized I was laughing at all of them. Kudos to you and Ryan. :3
Hee--I like 2 and 6, myself.
From: (Anonymous)
2008-04-18 11:55 am (UTC)
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Village idiot? | |
